I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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