I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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