i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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