so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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