You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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