the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You are the jesus of drinking
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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