I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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