Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
