Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
this just has baby written all over it
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
