I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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