We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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