Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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