I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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