Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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