All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Couch. On fire.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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