Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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