But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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