I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
