I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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