Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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