So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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