Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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