If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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