Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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