Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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