Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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