My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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