no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
birth control should be required to get into college
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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