i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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