We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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