fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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