Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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