is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Randomize
