gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Everything about him screamed your future.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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