I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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