Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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