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say what?
wanna hang out?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I think your dad took our porno
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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