me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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