never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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