i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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