I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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