So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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