Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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