dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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