Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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