it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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