It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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