I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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