WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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