So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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