ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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