This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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