Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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