1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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